I would rather be a good man than a great king.
I understand why you’re angry and you are my sister and technically have a claim to the throne and believe me, I would love for someone else to rule, but it can’t be you, you’re just the worst.
dianasprxnce asked: Thor
The gates of Hel are filled with the screams of his victims. Uh, but, not the screams of the dead, of course. No no, uh…wounded screams, mainly whimpering, a great deal of complaining and tales of sprained deltoids and, and uh… and gout.
— Thor tiddies throughout the years, a compilation
thor (2011) | thor: ragnarok (2017)